THERE ARE SO MANY KINDS …
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There are so many kinds of awful dame He’d foolishly invited to his bed, He said he’d never make that crazy same Mistake again – a new mistake instead.
The poetess who sang and wept and bled, She read him odes from Russia and Ukraine And brought her bearded friends to smoke in bed – There are so many kinds of awful dame.
The sexy broad who beat him with a cane, It wasn’t as much fun as she had said – Indeed he got no pleasure from the pain He’d foolishly invited to his bed.
The feminist who took him to Sex-Ed, She told him that all men should take the blame The world was in a mess and underfed – She nearly drove him crazy and insane.
The bitch who stole his money and his name And maxed out all his credit cards and fled – Ah well, he’ll not make that mistake again, He’ll find a lovely new mistake instead.
So the neurotic was at least well-read Though high on pills and alcohol and shame, Her Freudian love was mostly in her head – He’d lived and learned and lived and learned, he’d claim But then – there are so many kinds of awful dame. By Michael Warren |
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