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The Singing Tortoise
The Singing Tortoise By An Unknown Contributor “It is man who forces himself on things, not things which force themselves on him.” The turtle’s song from a West African fairy tale. I come upon a modest turtle in the woods on a smooth stone warmed by the sun, singing praises to her circumstance. Her
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Creative Puns For “Educated Minds”
Creative Puns For “Educated Minds” 1. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her
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My Lost Mexico
My Lost Mexico A Novel by James MichenerCommentary by Alan Robertson Suppose you have worked for three years on a novel and have finished two-thirds of it. Suppose you have a six- minute talk with your publisher whose judgment you respect. Then suppose this short conversation makes you feel that you have lost control
The Philosophy Of Ambiguity
The Philosophy Of Ambiguity 1. Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. 4. If Man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? 5. The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where
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HAVE YOU SEEN—Your doctor’s or dentist’s ad lately?
HAVE YOU SEEN—Your doctor’s or dentist’s ad lately? If you have, congratulate him—it means that they are up-to-date with all licenses and permits regarding their practice here in Mexico. If you take a closer look at your medical practitioner’s ad, you will see the Coprisjal (Jalisco’s Health Secretariat Permit to Advertise) approval number somewhere
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SPREAD THE STUPIDITY —Just For Fun
SPREAD THE STUPIDITY—Just For Fun Courtesy of Christy Wiseman * Only in This World do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. * Only in This World do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
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Escondido*
Escondido* Raymond doesn’t know his own name.He speaks Spanish, prefers his coffee black. I am waiting a train, to go home, to Eastport in Maine.I can feel the dew rising. Escondido is waking.On the grill eggs are scrambling. The aroma of day. A dog’s watching from not far away.A girl with black hair, pony