When Touring Nudist Colonies

When Touring Nudist Colonies

By Margie Keane

The tour guide says

…and please don’t stare from neck to knees

Don’t be rude, don’t look askance

When touring nudist colonies.

To make this easier for you, please

Pretend they’re wearing skirts, pants,

And please don’t stare from neck to knees

Never let your vision freeze

On anybody’s elegance

When touring nudist colonies

And be sure it’s just the hand you squeeze

If they invite you to a dance,

And please don’t stare from neck to knees.

You won’t see any fripperies,

No lifts, no girdles, no implants

When touring nudist colonies,

But feel the natural harmonies,

Notice their insouciance

And please don’t stare from neck to knees

When touring nudist colonies.