Anita’s Animals By Jackie Kellum There are several reasons why it is better for most people to adopt an adult cat or dog, rather than a kitten or puppy. These reasons are: you’ll know exactly what size the pet will be as an adult, their personalities are pretty much already established, they tend to […]
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New Math! I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I
Riders Of The Purple Sage—100 Years Later By Lorin Swinehart He rides alone and silent into the little Utah town of Cottonwoods in 1871. Stern, determined, a man of few words, he arrives astride a magnificent stallion, clothed in black leather and toting a pair of Colt .45 revolvers. The locals, courageous when safe
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Hearts at Work A Column by James Tipton “Eat Me If You Wish” Lately I have once again been realizing how often I find myself “in the lion’s den,” whether that is facing in reality a macho and loco Mexican relative who is pointing his loaded .45 automatic at me and threatening to kill
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Walking The Walk By Jeannette Saylor A butterfly passes the morning glory preferring spirea or the Angel rose. Nearby a Maple in October’s breeze loves its colors spinning free with its whirls. A hummer dances near the window pane staring at persons it wants to scold. The black and red robin is festive today
Under The Rubber Tree Ode to the Ajijic Writers’ Group When I first came upon the rubber tree I dared proclaim myself a poet, Raising my personal bar, Quivering through my scribbled verse And jumping off the edge. But you were there to catch me With love to nurture my new life As one
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A NEW LEASE—on Life! By Judit Rajhathy, B.A., RNCP, D.Ac. A Pain in The Ass (A hemorrhoid story gone bad) This is a true story that just happened to an acquaintance of mine and before you read this I will preface this by saying yes, there are doctors and clinics at Lakeside that would
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Letters In The “Dead File” Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the Ark wasn’t leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Icebergs,
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CSI Chapala is pleased to announce the implementation of the following safety initiatives: 1. “Anonymous Witness” Hotline (01-800-839-1416) 2. Re-launch of Neighborhood Watch Program 3. Installation of a new phone system at the Chapala Police station and bilingual phone answering. 1. “Anonymous Witness” Hotline (01-800-839-1416) CSI Chapala is very pleased to announce the commencement
Kites And Canaries Forbidden By Terry Pitzner Sitting in Study Hall, 9th grade, 1956, at Washington Jr. High School, I intensely studied my newly acquired “Afghan Hounds” book I’d bought with my paper-boy earnings. This was the beginning of my life long infatuation with Afghanistan. Here, unbeknown to a snot-nosed, 14 year old kid,
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